Category: The Podcast

The two idiots in audio form

61-RIP Dusty Rusty, Long Live Dusty Rusty

Episode 61-Goodbye old friend, hello new race car! We’re not exactly a bundle of sunshine on this episode of TeamClearCoat. A car has died, you won’t own your car in the future, and worst of all, we talk about the election. Yuck! Hey! Did you know you can view the full episode description for links! Yeah! Click on stuff! TeamClearCoat… Read more →

60a-Um, Clowns Are Bad MmmmKay

Episode 60a-They are. Period. The aftershow experiment continues apace! In the non-car/confusing part of the show, we talk about clowns, Ian’s eternity in Whole Foods purgatory, and Dave’s wild theory about ice cream and guns. And because that wasn’t a big enough range of topics, we also managed to squeeze in some discussions on vinyl collecting and Discogs, what Dave… Read more →

60-Ian Likes A Weird Green, Dave Is The Fun One, Ostensibly, And We Dream Of Fufilling Last Wishes With Gentle Drifts And Dune Jumps

Episode 60-Happy Little Drifts We’ve found there are definitely some things in this world to be proud of – Mercedes’ Kryptonite Green, the amount of happiness Dave puts out into the world, and TeamClearCoat resisting the urge to make an obvious dirty joke. In a few less proud moments, we talk about our impending road trip, current styling for hearses,… Read more →

59a-Which Part Is This? Is It The Car Part? Nope, Not That Part, Different Part

Episode 59a-Ian still doesn’t know what this is; Dave isn’t telling him. How does Dave like his coffee? Like he likes his cars: dripping, exotic, and snappy. How does Ian like his cappuccino? Like he likes his um….well…he likes them dry. Very dry. Do with that what you will. Anyway, Dave dissects Dunkin’ Donuts’ coffee, we graph Gwar, Peter Frampton,… Read more →

58-Dave Passes A Test, Ian Lays Out Our Political Campaign, And We Talk About The Future Of Cars. Again.

Episode 58 – Here we go again on our own. We’re as boring as Dave’s pants this weak: pleats on pleats on pleats. We talk Apple’s interest in McLaren, infrastructure for autonomous cars, and, uhh, kind of a lot about IT. That’s okay, though: Dave needs boring after the heart-racing excitement of completing an emissions test on the Saab. Hey!… Read more →

57a-It Doesn’t Work When You Try To Add “In Bed”

Episode 57a-This “after-show” idea continues to be confusing. First, Dave and Ian hit you with dramatic readings of their fortune cookies, then BOOM: tonal shift! Talking about complicated relationships with patriotism and the phrase “thank you for your service” might have you thinking it’s all going to be serious. Then, WHAM: another pivot to, uhhh, taffy farts and Ian’s impersonation… Read more →

57-AutoTrader Incognito Mode, Michael Bay As A Car Brand, And We Almost Get Political

Episode 57-Kaboosh Dave and Ian are a little loopy in the blanket fort this time, and their hyperactivity manifests as covering every topic known to modern humans: Film directors and their car-maker corollaries, the cars you have to clear your browsing history for, and Dave trying to answer the question “Who is Rutledge Wood?” And that’s before we get to… Read more →